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First things first, peel and dice those potatoes into roughly 1-inch cubes. You want them pretty uniform so they cook evenly. I always get a little messy with the potato peels, honestly, it's just part of the process! Once, I left some too big, and they took forever to soften, so learn from my slight oversight. This is where the foundation for your creamy Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup begins.
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Next, mince your onion and garlic. I usually sauté these in a little olive oil in a skillet for about 5 minutes until they're fragrant and softened before adding them to the crock pot. This really wakes up their flavor. I've skipped this step before in a hurry, and while it was okay, the soup lacked that depth. Don't make my "oops" mistake; it’s worth the extra few minutes!
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Now, combine your diced potatoes, sautéed onion and garlic, chicken broth, and dried ranch seasoning mix in your slow cooker. Give it a good stir to make sure everything is mixed up. It might not look like much yet, but trust the process! This is the quiet beginning of something truly delicious, your Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup brewing.
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Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours, or on high for 3-4 hours, until the potatoes are fork-tender. This is the easy part where your house starts smelling amazing. I've definitely peeked too many times, letting out the steam, but who can resist? You'll know they're ready when they practically fall apart with a gentle poke. This is where the Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup truly transforms.
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Once the potatoes are tender, it's time to get creamy! Carefully mash about half of the potatoes right in the crock pot using a potato masher. This thickens the soup beautifully while leaving some potato chunks for texture. Then, stir in the heavy cream and softened cream cheese until everything is smooth and incorporated. I always make sure my cream cheese is at room temp here, otherwise, it can be a lumpy mess, learned that the hard way!
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Finally, stir in most of your shredded cheddar cheese until it's melted and luscious. Save some for garnish, of course! Let it cook for another 15-20 minutes on low, just to let those flavors meld and the cheese fully melt. The soup should be thick, rich, and smell absolutely divine. Your Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup is almost ready for its grand debut!